First performed at Salford Arts Theatre on 26th-28th April 2012.

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Peter is recently divorced and redundant, wants just to spend time alone reading but be unusally interested in the attentions of the waitress Christina followed by the arrival of Saskia, an annoyingly friendly Dutch girl makes relaxation difficult. When posh Carol checks in and a curious detective arrives, Peter’s problems really begin.